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A man is as old as he's feeling, When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. ~ The Thing to Do with Hearts. Published by Ozarks Sentinel, May 23, 2013. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson. Not to act is to act. ~ Buddha. You find the past perfect and the present tense. The things we truly love stay with us always, locked in our hearts as long as life remains. ● Residents of Churchill, Manitoba, Canada leave their cars unlocked to offer an escape for pedestrians who might encounter polar bears. ● 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321. ~ Unknown. The Answer is "W" - as in Wrong. I'm not doing that to brag, because you know what, I don't have to brag. Diligence is the mother of good fortune. ~ Sébastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort. ~ Murphy's Laws. I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. YouTube video, 3:13 min. Worn once by mistake. 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